All jokes aside, here are some tips on how the Grubhub app can help your dating life.
Make it rain
With Perks, you can spend less on that late-night tapioca pudding craving and more on a good first impression.
Show off your “cooking skills”
Use reorder to quickly order something that you and your date will love and tell ‘em that you spent hours preparing the perfect meal.
Be brave
Order dinner for pickup at your go-to place, spot a cutie while you’re there, then say “hi.” Haven’t you heard that good things happen to those who make the first move?
Work on yourself
Show yourself some love and have more me-time. Just you and the boo who’s always there for you and never complains—food. Someone will come along eventually. Or not. Who cares. You have Grubhub.